Chris' Good Humor Page - A Priceless Wedding 

Chris' note:  This is supposedly a true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University as reported in a newspaper local to the university, and on Jay Leno's Tonight Show.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and groom’s families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. 

So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party.   He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.  Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride.   The groom had gotten suspicious of the two of them, and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. 

After he stood there and watched the people’s reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “F--- you!”  Then, he turned to his bride and said, “F--- you!”  Then, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, “I’m out of here.”

He had the marriage annulled first thing the following Monday morning.  While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.  His revenge... making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a wedding and reception for 300 guests; letting everyone know exactly what did happen; and, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families.

So, I wonder what it takes to get this made into one of those MasterCard “Priceless” commercials?  Can you imagine....

Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests.... $32,000
Photographers for the wedding .... $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks.... $8,500
The look on everyone’s faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and Best Man having sex ............. Priceless!

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