Chris' Good Humor Page - Laws Women Live By 

• Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.
• What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?  You shut the door.
• If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
• Never let your man's mind wander, it's too little to be out alone.
• Go for younger men.  You might as well, they never mature anyway.
• Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
• Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
• Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
• Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
• Sadly, all men are created equal.

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