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The following is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
| FEMALE INTERVIEWER: | So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? |
| GENERAL REINWALD: | We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. |
| FEMALE INTERVIEWER: | Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? |
| GENERAL REINWALD: | I don't see why. They'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. |
| FEMALE INTERVIEWER: | Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? |
| GENERAL REINWALD: | I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. |
| FEMALE INTERVIEWER: | But you're equipping them to become violent killers. |
| GENERAL REINWALD: | Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? |
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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