My Good Humor Page - What's a Cat? 

• Cats do what they want.
• They rarely listen to you.
• They are totally unpredictable.
• When you want to play, they want to be alone.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They expect you to cater to their every whim.
• They are moody.
• They leave hair everywhere.
• They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

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