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My Good Humor Page - The 10 Best Things to Say if You're Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
| 10 | "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." |
| 9 | "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." |
| 8 | "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" |
| 7 | "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." |
| 6 | "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." |
| 5 | "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" |
| 4 | "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to the Rosenbach Conjecture." |
| 3 | "The coffee machine is broken..." |
| 2 | "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." |
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
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" ... in Jesus' name. Amen." |
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