Chris' Political Humor Page - Announcing the Deport a Liberal Program 

As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next President.  This will have catastrophic results in our vital - no, indispensable - entertainment industry, as Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin - among many others - have sworn to leave the country if George W. Bush is elected President.

And, this is where YOU can help.  We need volunteers to help pack and to load moving vans.  We also need airfare for these irreplaceable national treasures so they can relocate before they change their minds.   For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their unfortunate relocation.

You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen refugee as they learn to become a useful citizen in the Third World country of their choosing. 

You will help, won't you?  It costs so little but it means so much.  Think of the value these transplants will add to our country.  Please call 1-800-DEPORT-A-LIB. 

Operators are standing by.  Major credit cards are accepted.  Additionally, a special fund for Jane Fonda is being started to permanently send her to Vietnam.

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