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My Good Humor Page - The 10 Best Things to Say if You're Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

10 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8 "Whew!  Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6 "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4 "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to the Rosenbach Conjecture."
3 "The coffee machine is broken..."
2 "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...


" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
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