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My Good Humor Page - Hurricane Evacuation Plans for Houston 

City officials just announced the Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan Today as Follows:

  Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.

Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.

Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas.

Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC.

Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston.

Longhorns use 290 West to Austin.

Aggies use 610 Loop.

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